I hate it when you want to watch Saw 3 but click the wrong thing and end up watching Schindler’s List for 3 hours.
Gentleman and LadieFaces of the internet, I be updatin you on my life. http://dailybooth.com/u/5oh3u
Finally getting a new phone. I’m so excited I might find a small otter, befriend him, gain his trust, then sleep with his wife.
RT @mikestoriale: @ryanbrady13 and @adamcarner hard at work on a new parody. I was on the floor laughing. http://yfrog.com/6rx86j
No, I don’t work for an egg company, but my office is absolutely filled with egg paraphernalia. Also,… http://dailybooth.com/u/5m5l5
My life has gone from, “Hey dude, check out new crazy tattoo/possible STD” to “Hey bro, check out this Base Revenue report.”
RT @RWellBossRossEX: “Why I Hate my Best Friends Girlfriend” by Ryan Brady on CollegeHumor http://t.co/NexF8NB via @CollegeHumor@Will_da …
Over 400K views on my CH article. That is kinda top large to fathom. I’m glad this series of tubes called the internet is so great,
RT @stevezachary: “Why I Hate my Best Friends Girlfriend” by Ryan Brady on CollegeHumor http://t.co/Jp3dzcQ via @CollegeHumor
The chai latte just blew my…mind. (@ Willoughbys) http://4sq.com/aP3iVw
If you start taking professional photos at a bar, they give you free birthday cake. Just letting you know.
“He’s not just gay because he is gay, he’s gay because he is crying at a city council meeting” I’ll be quoting my older brothers for a while
“The retard who cleans this place is horrible, and I only say that because he is actually retarded” #WorkQuotes
“Ryan, you dating anyone? You enjoy black women?” Working with my brothers has been a fantastic experience.
Real work makes my brain melt. But the dunks makes it all okay. http://dailybooth.com/u/5hdzd
New Class Act Improv sketch up. It’s called “Drunk.” We have gotten lazy with titles apparently. http://youtu.be/QVMrf1ij3JI?hd=1
I think this picture speaks for itself. http://dailybooth.com/u/5g2dp
Twitter is hiring Monetization Engineers. That means $ is in the twit future. If so, Justin Bieber could quit singing. Forever. #yay
If I don’t get coffee in 10 seconds I am going to kill a species. See that species over there? Gone, due to lack of caffeine.
Want to do something fun? Next time you go to a drive through at 2am make really sure all the food is in fact to go.
If roses are red and violets are blue, then this rhyme is seriously limiting. I’ve seen white roses. Don’t BS me, nursery rhymes.
New Class Act Video! The 1st in years. We are super lazy. It’s part of a new improv series we did. Check it http://youtu.be/de06g2lbn8M
I do something new every week because I get bored easily. This week I am writing a book. #ShortestBookEver
I want a droid so badly. I would literally wrangle a full grown giraffe for the chance to have a droid. #BiggestSaddleEver
Just got a new hoodie to match my new kicks. I phreekin love today. http://dailybooth.com/u/5cr9p
Apparently I am exploding. WhatErr. NEW VIDEO: http://youtu.be/a4lCRyUW-Po http://dailybooth.com/u/5cmsb
Writing and Shooting one of those web show thingys I do sometimes. I swear this one will be good, I would stake your reputation on it.
RT @RyanNormal: Errbody in my Vlog Gettin Tipsy http://youtu.be/frixuJGbPwE Also New Show Tomorrow. I know you are all beside yourselv …
Sometimes you don’t know you want tea until someone puts it in front of you. Then you are suddenly pumped for tea. My life is average.
Questioning your existence is a fun filled way to spend an evening. I recommend it for anyone with high self esteem.