October 2011
23 posts
Oct 29th
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I think the Hogwarts point system should be used with races of human beings. Example: Slavery? 10 points from White People!! #RaceCup
Oct 29th
“Happy Birthday. I got you the same thing I got you last year.” / “Nothing?” / “Correct.”
Oct 27th
#StepsToSurviveAHorrorMovie Be White…What? That’s not even racist, it’s just statistically accurate.
Oct 27th
If I was running Occupy Wall Street there would be more than zero catapults present. How do you occupy anything without hurling rocks at it?
Oct 26th
Couches at discount stores should be sold with practical slogans like, “future home of equal amounts Doritos, pennies and shame.”
Oct 26th
1 tag
Oct 24th
458 notes
There is no way I’m not gonna photo bomb my kids…and if they leave their Facebook open, everyone will immediately know they eat poop.
Oct 20th
4 tags
Oct 19th
2,582 notes
Throwback song of the day: One Eight Seven by Senses Fail. Let your ears recover from LMAFO and listen to some good music. They’ll thank you
Oct 19th
Freihofer’s wheat bread kicks ass. #ThingsIWishKanyeTweeted
Oct 16th
Guy in front of me in line is 102 years old. The cashier ladies reaction to that was “I will never live to 102”. The old man and I agreed.
Oct 15th
samreich asked: Hey, man. I just wanted to say I really appreciate your thoughts on the Jake and Amir special.
Oct 13th
6 tags
Oct 12th
331 notes
4 tags
Oct 10th
1 note
6 tags
Oct 7th
14 notes
3 tags
Oct 7th
927 notes
1 tag
Oct 6th
1,747 notes
4 tags
Oct 6th
31 notes
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Sometimes “I’m sorry” doesn’t make everything okay, especially when it comes to felonies.  therealmoki: macdaddyc: dafuckgeo: ch4nel: WHAT THE FUCK DID SHE DO OMG OMG HERE’S THE VIDEO LOL my jaw just hit the ground omfg BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Oct 5th
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Oct 4th
240 notes
Anonymous asked: How many followers do you have Ryanbrady? Don't lie ryanbrady.
Oct 4th
Oct 4th
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