Everyone, go to Google and just move the pointer around the screen. You’re welcome.
Me: “I hate eating dinner alone. It’s depressing.” My brother: “That’s what god made Vodka for.” #OlivesFilledWithBlueCheeseHolyCrap
Good morning New York. I forgot to wear a tie to match my new @corter #HelpJapan bracelet. Fail b… http://dailybooth.com/u/8mkeq
Watch Corter Leather / For Japan on Vimeo! http://vimeo.com/21621156 @corter @tonyluong
RT @AdamCarner: NEW SONG! It’s called “Shout” @purevolume.com http://www.purevolume.com/JollyGood/#artist_player #fastball #rap
In the movies handsome ass holes never win in the end. You know why? Because handsome ass holes aren’t smart enough to write movies.
RT @igourmetannie: Starbucks | Hittin’ Up The Starbs [Official Video]: - It’s only $0.99! Hittin’ Up The Starbs – our parody rap ab… h …
The Band coming together (The Daniel Hua Experience) — ryan rocking the drums with a plastic spoon 2 http://t.co/PfCk8Ce via @youtube
If anyone picks anything but Firefly, they are wrong. #ificouldiwouldbringback
Awesome Leather Bracelet for Japan http://corter.squarespace.com/imported-20100617030825/2011/3/14/japan.html
RT @ConanOBrien: Already filled out my March Madness brackets. I picked “The King’s Speech” over UConn.
I BOUGHT A CAR! Yeee. Now if the NFL lockout is called off, UConn wins, and Japan stops being esploded - today would be perfect.
This whole not being famous and rich thing is getting really depressing.
Youtube Job Cover Letter
I find that I am a lot more honest with possible future employers when I don’t need the job but I just want it so bad I will dance naked on Everest. Here is a cover letter I just wrote for a job at Youtube: To whom it may concern: I have been a percussionist since I was 10, although if you count pots and pans (which I do) it was since I was 3. Over the past four years I traveled the...
November 23rd. The Muppet’s Movie is out that day. My entire childhood will either be justified or torn to shreds.
New Music Video — Hittin’ Up The Starbs [Official Video] http://t.co/d3jr0Ml via @youtube
My first Patch article! Gas Prices Got You Down? - Clinton, CT Patch http://t.co/5m8Xs4X
My dream is to one day be quoted by Ke$ha. I should start talking about glitter and being a hooker ASAP.
There is just something about finger tips attacking a keyboard that makes me not want to scream at old ladies, so as per that odd and slightly illegal quip, I shall do some attacking right about now. Whitney Houston is a diva. Madonna is a diva. Lady Gaga is weird. See how that is different? Mariah Carey before she went crazy, diva. Patti Labelle. Cher. Tina Turner. Diana Ross. Elton John. All...
View Finder: A Photo Gallery - Surprise at Malone’s Coffee House - Clinton, CT Patch http://t.co/0w6Kf0e