If you’re uninteresting Twitter is terrible for you. Here’s a hint, if you have ever only typed “It’s so (TEMPERATURE IN CAPS)!!” you suck.
Anyone like me and scroll forever so you can completely ignore any tweet with a blue link? And if someone only has links, they are a-holes.
See how long it takes you to have the song in your head. http://t.co/pHcA3Tb
A little racy for the Twat.
Every time I try my best to no avail and gain no recognition for my hard work, I just have to stop…breathe for a moment…and realize I’m still a white male in America so I’ll be just fine.
Skynet goes online today. When Christian Bale finds out he’s gonna get really pissed and tell everyone he’s done with them professionally.
Story by a college friend about a HS friend - One Tweet helped a craftsman formerly of Clinton send $32,000 to Japan, http://bit.ly/fgrLqC
I made a video to help my friend Kate feel better.
If everyone got along there would be no rock em’ sock em’ robots….yeah….think about that. Oh and MORTAL KOMBAT. And no war but whatever
Second night in the new place, first night in the bed. Fridge = booze and peaches. (@ The Thunderdome) http://4sq.com/fw0iuL
My older brother, “What is mithril?” Me, “It’s a fictional metal created by JRR Tolkien” Him, “Wow” Me,”I know, I’m not even ashamed.”
Every time I sing “Jenny Jenny who do I turn too?” A flock of Peregrine Falcons fly next to me just in time to sing 867-5309 #HowToSuckLess
When it rains it’s because I’m thirsty. #HowToSuckLess
RT @SeanClements: “I want you inside me” - margins
For the first time since I was 18 years old I have ZERO credit card debt. I’ll be debt free for 2 hours. Then I’m going to Quiznos.
I’m gonna call you Joe, based solely on your sloppiness.
Fantastic movie reference. RT @BronxZoosCobra Just found a Rita Hayworth poster in my exhibit. Things might be looking up.
New song up! Drunk Girl (At the Party) Pass it around!! http://www.purevolume.com/JollyGood
I’m in. @Youtube Aspiring actors: think you can play Tupac? Check out this online casting call…and audition! http://youtu.be/Lms0l_Lfllc