May 2011
17 posts
Today Adam and I got bored…then this happened. http://t.co/5CAZESG
May 29th
May 29th
Freshly mowed lawns. #ThingsIThinkSmellGreatAndSoDoesEveryoneElseButTheyKeepItASecretTilIBringItUp
May 27th
Chronicles of Never Being Able to Urinate Pre-Road Trip #lessinterestingbooks
May 27th
I’m so happy this is a thing. @mikestoriale @AdamCarner @kfillie http://yfrog.com/h3panfsgj
May 26th
4 tags
When they say, "I'm Fine"
“Are you okay?” That is the most loaded question on the face of the earth. Especially when the answer is, “I’m Fine.” Here is a news flash for you, that answer is a blatant lie. They are not fine; in fact  they hate you with a fiery passion with the might of a thousand suns. You should know immediately if you are even thinking of asking that question, you are officially in trouble. Now, if you...
May 25th
30 notes
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May 23rd
12,686 notes
I just heard the world was ending tomorrow. That really sucks….I was gonna get a hair cut.
May 21st
May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
323 notes
May 15th
I used to hate 6am. Now I see it as the most peaceful part of my day.13 year old me would say “You be growin’ up and that’s some bull shit”
May 14th
Twitter is the best way to take any joke/situation that’s remotely funny and kill it slowly but surely until everyone hates it.
May 13th
May 11th
May 3rd
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May 1st