Today Adam and I got bored…then this happened. http://t.co/5CAZESG
Freshly mowed lawns. #ThingsIThinkSmellGreatAndSoDoesEveryoneElseButTheyKeepItASecretTilIBringItUp
Chronicles of Never Being Able to Urinate Pre-Road Trip #lessinterestingbooks
I’m so happy this is a thing. @mikestoriale @AdamCarner @kfillie http://yfrog.com/h3panfsgj
When they say, "I'm Fine"
“Are you okay?” That is the most loaded question on the face of the earth. Especially when the answer is, “I’m Fine.” Here is a news flash for you, that answer is a blatant lie. They are not fine; in fact they hate you with a fiery passion with the might of a thousand suns. You should know immediately if you are even thinking of asking that question, you are officially in trouble. Now, if you...
I just heard the world was ending tomorrow. That really sucks….I was gonna get a hair cut.
I used to hate 6am. Now I see it as the most peaceful part of my day.13 year old me would say “You be growin’ up and that’s some bull shit”
Twitter is the best way to take any joke/situation that’s remotely funny and kill it slowly but surely until everyone hates it.